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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Desi Virgin


Desi men still virgin at forty… ?
Virginity can be defined as something that is never been put to use...sorry...but that’s what I understand by Indian standards…by that context I am referring Desi men as virgins at forty...have you seen a typical desi man in his forties...in USA/


Usually he is bald…or has a few leftover hair from his hay days… sulking and groused out about everything that bothers him, already fathered at least two kids...sometimes remembers anniversaries but never birthdays.... when you remember birthdays you are vulnerable…basically Indian men remain macho until they are 60…


Let’s se e what else he does at Forty? He often wears shorts…and eyes white women…but uncomfortable when it comes to te`te` with them...but manages to look feminist for that amount of period but he is so used to his wife’s bhindi. Talk, it takes time to switch on to man-talk mode with these women….



He has a ponch but always talks about going to the Gym with his buddies…he is very

Interested in other men in their 30’s who are dating white women…and often reminds them about home baked pakoras and garam chai…

Not that men in there 30’s over look those possibilities it’s just that they are looking at greener pastures…

He pretends that he is fashionable and radical dunks couple of beers on weekends...dutifully fucks his wife ...thrice a week…

Talks about…stocks and trades, IT and outsourcing...”dogs” about teenage sons dating and teenage daughters wanting to wear low slung jeans.. Within himself…feels dejected about his oily haired school days, his father with a cane...and the neighborhood Nalini...who he secretly loved and never got to date with. “Morals are all mispalced...America is a durty place “ he mumbles to himself…secretly hopes that he could get his white secretary to bed and dreams about her busty buns...



Memsahib …talks to him often in a shrill voice...all he hears is “Sadi. Kangan, Paisa”

He could wish her away “Sali moti “ but needs her anyway for chai paani…what would he do without her anyways….his white collegues go to the bars for lap dances on Fridays…he feels “sala.. hum yaha kyon nahin paida huye” all his twenty years he had slogged to get merits and jobs…to do the right things at right times...poor man was still a virgin when he got married! …



He often goes to parks and plays golf…wears fancy swim shorts other than VIP chudddies…never let’s his wife drive and proves a good provider…goes to Disney land dutifully and spends rest of his life with one wife and one family…often compares and degrades Americans and their lifestyle. but. ..Seriously he would give an arm and a leg to be born to a white family and date the whole bunch of blue eyed busty gals that his sons are picking up lately…

But no regrets ...at 60 If the “moti “ dies he cold get what he wants and how he wants

Dekhlenge…plots our virgin man at Forty

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